Day: March 4, 2018
Top 10 New Year Resolutions (We Will Ignore In June)
This website was hacked. We believe it was Russian intelligence but we can’t be sure until our investigation is complete. Rest assured, if it is the Russians, there will be proportionate response. Anyway, we are back and we intend to resume our publication with maximum effort. Our new year resolutions 10. Resist hacking from Russia…
How To Speak Like An Eritrean Official
…and by “how to speak” we mean “how to speak in public” because that’s not how government officials speak in private, among people they trust. It’s not easy but you can do it. Here’s how to practice: “Khartoum’s [International Conference on Human Trafficking] has not curtailed border-crossing. Border-crossing continues. What can stop it is…
Eritrea Travel Advisory for Young Eritreans
This is your forecast for the week of March 4, 2018. If you are traveling to Eritrea, be sure to “regularize” your relationship with the Government of Eritrea by filling out a repentance form. Its official name is “Immigration and Citizenship Services Request Form B4/4.2.” That is assuming you haven’t said anything negative against the…